People Shared The Cringiest Thing They Witnessed At A Wedding And I'm Embarrassed FOR Them
We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the cringiest wedding moment they’d witnessed. Here are the responses that will certainly give you secondhand embarrassment.
7.The divided wedding catastrophe:
“At my (male) cousin’s wedding, the groom’s side paid for everything. The bride’s contribution was an open bar that was ONLY for her friends and family. The marriage lasted a year.”
—kcwayside
8.The drunken first dance disaster:
“I was at a wedding where the groom got so drunk, he fell and broke a wine glass during the bride and groom dance. He had to be helped to his seat — but the bride blamed it on a childhood injury! The bride’s father was very disappointed.”
—madisond4cdf79f5d
9.The toast that went way, way too far:
“My friend’s ex-husband is a politician. During his wedding toast, he insulted the priest, didn’t mention his new wife, and ended his toast by saying, ‘F**k the lib dems!’ Mortifying.”
—vickib4cfebf6ee
10.The overly-jealous fiancée interruption:
“The DJ made individuals that caught the garter and bouquet dance together. The guy that caught the garter got engaged the weekend before, and his new fiancée stormed drunkenly onto the dance floor (TWICE) trying to pull them apart. On her third storm out, she forcibly cut in and the girl with the bouquet awkwardly walked off the dance floor.”
—alisonb4cfd9a027
11.The dad that was overzealous to overshare:
“At my dad’s cousin’s wedding, the father of the bride used his speech to intimately describe his daughter’s difficult birth. It went on for 15 minutes, and he used the phrase ‘mucus plug’ at least three times.”
—mkrobertson92
12.The lighthearted pants-around-the-ankles accident:
“At my brother’s wedding, my grandpa’s pants fell down around his ankles. Instead of pulling them back up, he (loudly!) asks, ‘Is anyone going to take a picture!?'”
—okaykaylyn
13.The plastered father of the bride disaster:
“I went to a wedding where the father of the bride was very hammered by the time he got up to give his speech. He gave a very drunken speech thanking himself for paying for the wedding. To top it off, when you thought this guy was about to start the father/daughter dance, he puts on a top hat and brings out a sex doll, then does some ridiculous choreographed dance with this sex doll in front of EVERYONE. Yikes.”
—moriahc2
14.The attendee who didn’t give a f*ck about breaking the rules:
“I was at an unplugged wedding, but it didn’t stop a guest from getting in the middle of the aisle with their iPad to take a photo when the bride walked down. Don’t do this! Super awkward.”
—ericag19
19.The cringe-worthy baby nupitals:
“The celebrant conducted the ceremony on behalf of the couple’s six-month-old daughter. He said everything in first-person from the baby’s perspective, including ‘Daddy, do you take mummy to be your wife?'”
—rosiek4da8a27d8
20.The cousin who needs to learn better etiquette:
“My cousin wore a white dress to my sister’s wedding and spent most of her time during the reception handing out invitations to her baby shower.”
—rachel2sweets
21.The analogy that should have never been:
“I once went to a wedding where the pastor tried to explain how a marriage should be like our relationship with Jesus: Sacrificial and forgiving. But he described it as a relationship between a mother and her baby. He said, ‘Sometimes the baby pees on his mother but the mother still loves the baby, and that’s how strong your love should be. You should be OK if your spouse pees on you.’ Sooooo cringy.”
—rachelh4b61c04a5
22.And finally, the present that nobody — literally nobody — asked for:
“Some friends surprised the bride and groom with two goats. They brought the goats up mid-ceremony during an outdoor wedding, and the goats started PEEING. The bride was furious because it almost ruined her dress. It made the rest of the ceremony awkward.”
—brandiw2014
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